once my sister was eating pop rocks on my bed and spilled some but forgot to clean it up and apparently some pop rocks got on my pillow bc in the middle of the night i happened to drool and i swear to fucking god there is nothing more terrifying than having pop rocks exploding all up in your face when you are asleep
i stopped believing in things once trix cereal stopped being shaped like fruit
What if they still are shaped like fruit but trix is for kids and we’re not kids anymore so we just see boring cereal?
WAIT A FUCKING SECOND
OMFG PLZ NO
- gurlfriend: happy fathers day
- bf: but im not a dad
- gf: :)
Holy fuck if someone says “mhmm” one more fucking time to me I’m gonna flip shit! I find it annoying and rude. Okay thanks bye.
Mhmm… I understand you there. Mhm I sure do.
My science teacher used to teach all of his classes morse code until last year because last year he caught two kids cheating on the test and having a conversation across the room in morse code by blinking their eyelids. So he doesn’t teach morse code anymore and those kids have to wear sunglasses when they take tests